It's Another F&^%$# Star Wars Page!!!

Warning!
This Site Under MAJOR Construction.
If you get hit by any falling debris It's your own damn fault.


I hear all of you out there... "goddamit another pansy with a Star Wars page". And you should say that. Because that's exactly what I am. Anyway, I started this page to rank the best SW sites I could find out there. I have no special Star Wars info to share with you. Actually, I have no SW info to share with you. However you're here, so you might as well make the best of it.



First off, we'll talk about me, cuz I'm really cool. I'm a Junior at Ossining High School in New York. I get through life knowing that the day will come when my principal will give me a piece of paper that says I've slept for 6 hours straight on at least 700 days. I will then go out and try to fulfill my dream, to be on of the people in charge of putting high school students to sleep, a history teacher. But while I'm stuck in this rathole of a town, I play Stellar Crisis, watch the greatest team in pro sports, the Knicks, and roam the internet for cool Star Wars crap. I have eagerly awaited the prequel for several years now and have come to the conclusion that George Lucas is a lying bastard. "Oh, yeah...uhh...It'll come out next summer". He's playing a huge practical joke on all of society. Anyway, I'm rambling now, so I'll move on to the next section.



Okay, you've made it this far. Now I'll allow you in to see the Star Wars Links or you can