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SC's Quotable Quotes
* If you look down on others, you won't see the feet coming from the ones above you.
* Absurdity has always been a characteristic of the mind dominated by religion.
* Sweet... I'm such a beefcake I can't even fit through the door.
Aztec Empire
* All the world loves a lover, except in your case I think we can make an exception...
* You know that old saying 'Talk softly and carry a big stick'? Well my personal motto is 'Talk loudly and carry an even bigger stick.'
* It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it...
* Aztec Empire sees all.
* All you need is love.
* Make love not war.
* You are better off to let people think you're stupid than to open your mouth and prove it.
Bird of Prey
* All nukers are equal, but some nukers are more equal than others.
* No matter how much experienced SC players fight, there always seem to be plenty of newbies.
* Young newbies are friendly but they soon learn.
* The offer of an ally out will buy a win but it won't buy undying devotion.
* The worst sin towards your fellow SC players is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them; that's the essence of inhumanity (Apathy is worse than anti-apathy)
* Life's a bitch. Mother nature isn't indifferent to life, she is actively hostile towards it
* According to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle, Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.
* There is Chaos all around, even in things commonly believed to be ordered.
Dragon Lord
* The better we prepare for the future, the better it will be.
* To nuke, or not to nuke, that is the question.
* I never met a fool, I didn't nuke.
* Stupid is, as Cykid does!
* Why for you nuke me?
Golden Warrior
* Hey Voyager, I see those 12 attacks and 2 Sweepers on my homeworld, but i know
you won't go from truce to war and nuke me. I trust you.
* Truce is the kiss, Trade is the naked, and Alliance is the $250 alimony
payment per month.
* Some guys say they are good but suck. Some guys say they suck but are good. I
say I suck and I suck.
* My cat spent an hour licking himself Saturday night. Lucky bastard.
* I am a man of many decisions, some of them conflicting.
* I hate traitorous dogs!!
LordMike of Michalia
* A nuke in the hand is better than two nukes in the bush.
* Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
* Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
* The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
* Always remember my grandfather's last words: "Oh look, a truck..."
* Do not underestimate the power of human stupidity.
* The sum of the intelligence of the people on earth hasn't changed. There are just more people...
* FREE TIBET!! (limit one per customer)
* Dyslexics of the world: UNTIE!
* Never sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things.
Mr. Booty
* Go after the hot ones.
Peace On Earth
* What we can see is visible.
Son Kakaroto
* Never say never if you can do better.
The Sizm
* Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
* If you can't convince them, confuse them.
* I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
* Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
* I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
* If you can't beat them arrange to have them beaten.
* I never liked a man I didn't meet.
* She was only a prostitute but she had the nicest face I ever came across.
* If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
* Never ally with somebody braver than yourself.
* The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: When they're ready and when you're not.
* Professional players are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
* Never attribute to misfortune what can be accounted for by stupidity.
Apathy's personal favorites
* You can never have enough potatoes.
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* If someone throws a rock at your head, move.
* Never underestimate the power of an AK-47.
And the best SC quote is...
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie"...Until you can find a big enough rock.
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